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The Folding Story family was a mystery to

  • The Folding Story family was a mystery to everyone on the Internet. Many urban legends had arisen about this family, the most curious of which involved the Whitman Bros.It was said
  • they were never seen together in the same room. You could only tell them apart because Slim had a prominent handle-bar mustache. m80, the black sheep of the family, was often found
  • in a tavern. He was ussually drunk, and each time he arrived home, his wife had to tell the children to go to the bed. It wasn't easy for her. But he, M80 still
  • clung to his Undergrad glory days. He was the master of quarters! That was back when drinking games were based on hard liquor. Not this watered down beer pong crap. M80
  • courted college gals to his "deflower bed" and washed down Bacardi with chocolate Muscle Milk. A man amongst boys, that M80. He and Chaz, his brotégé, slashed the drunk bus's tires
  • . It wasn't going anywhere until it slept out its grain alcohol induced binge. They were later day temperance brothers. M80 and Chaz stamped out the immoral food to fuel movement
  • and set their sights on Buddyboy's Arwing, which they suspected was emanating mind-control rays. Chaz crawled into the cockpit and reprogrammed the G-Diffuser, while M80 sabotaged
  • the other...stuff. MoralEnd got a tip from the mysterious Slim Whitman, who had discovered that KieferSkunk (that skunk!) was a double agent and has masterminded the entire plot.
  • Unfortunately, KieferSkunk leant the plot to 49erfaithful who promptly lost the plot. It wasn't a very good plot to start with but everyone was deceived by
  • GreenBanana who very unintentionally muddled the whole thing into some bizarre Aesop's fable about crime-solving bluejays squawking at each other in Italian about hats. THUH END.
Started
2012-04-22 15:52:14
Finished
2012-12-03 21:11:36

3 Comments

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    49erFaithful Dec 17 2012 @ 18:36

    Plot? What plot? There's supposed to be a plot?
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    Zetawilk Dec 18 2012 @ 00:06

    I just don't know what went wrong. 936
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    buddyboy4711 Dec 18 2012 @ 18:45

    Great. NOW how am I supposed to diffuse... G's? UGH.

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