Tuma could corkscrew her tongue and wiggle
- Tuma could corkscrew her tongue and wiggle her ears & was most popular in class. Mala was jealous & trained for hours at home to one up Tuma. At show-and-tell her new skill shocked
- Tuma with 400 Volts. Mala had learned to telekenetically transfer electricity from such sources as lamps and slides. Whenever the lights dimmed, someone was about to get a jolt.
- When Mala was in a rage her hair would stand out like a dandelion puff. We would wear rubber galoshes and gloves to protect us from her Tesla blue lighting arcs. We never had TV.
- for tv was to expensive a poor immagrant like me for all i could afford was mp5k with rapid fire but i couldnt even afford a camo so i beggan to mod
- -ernize my warfare. Being Fresh Off The Boat I still had connections to Vietnamese Weapons dealers and Russian Financiers. I decided this is where I could be a real criminal
- for the few months that remained before everything became criminalized. I was a teen in the 70s, and I wondered what went wrong these past few decades. The people of Earth
- f*cked up, alright. Returning to Earth from a 4 decade intergalactic flight gave me perspective into what may have gone wrong. First of all. since when do kids these days think
- ? In my day, kids were made to keep their heads down and mouths shut. This empowerment has gone way, way too far. And don't get me started on women. Oh boy. I mean, what the
- f*ck am I saying?I may not get laid tonight if I start to list women's faults.My girlfriend may start a sex strike and it may spread world wide and
- then what am I to tell my great aunt when she twists my cheek and asks when we're going to have offspring so I can finally inherit the family wealth. If only I hadn't messed
- Started
- 2011-08-27 08:55:14
- Finished
- 2013-07-10 22:03:46
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BlastedHeath Jul 10 2013 @ 22:25
Um, well it ended prematurely but I'll give it a point because it's easy to dance to. ;-)