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New York music is music that starts with

  • New York music is music that starts with horn
  • Beep beep!
  • Beep beep beep! Beep beep beep!
  • Very good. You've found the magic button.
  • But the magic button won't solve your problems. Go on. Press it. What do you feel? Nothing but disappointment. This is the magic button's magic: it perfectly summarises life.
  • Life is a dream, but not a lucid one, for you have no control. See the magic button's "Made in Shanghai" sticker? We outsource magic to a city whose Disneyland hasn't opened yet.
  • This city will not have an open Disneyland for quite some time. More often than not a city has to wait for around six quasi months for theirs to be presentable. Regardless...this w
  • eekend will be the first time a Disneyland has ever been open for this city. The people are buzzing with excitement. The mayor will be due to speak at the opening ceremony, with
  • his entourage and false dignity, as mayors always acquire. Everyone was still so excited about a Disneyland opening for this city. I was even more excited because
  • I would finally get to sneak into one of the rides, build a hut behind the scenery, and fulfill my dream of living life as an animatronic banjo playing possum.
Started
2014-05-25 01:16:13
Finished
2015-10-15 11:05:56

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Oct 15 2015 @ 15:36

    Gibber ;-)
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    Gibber Oct 15 2015 @ 16:19

    Slim : )

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