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It was a dark and stormy night; the rain

  • It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents... Strike that. It was a bright sunny day and the sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new...Doublestrike that
  • his Holiness the Dalai Lama is considered as sprititual leader to - strike that - The Boer War was a conflict between the Afrikaaner Settlers in Boer and - Strike that - Paris is
  • a town in Kentucky AND France - Strike That - the average speed of a human sneeze is...WAIT - why were random factoids gushing from my mouth like logorheic effluvia? I turned off
  • so many people with my avalanche of useless trivia. I resolved to the leave the bar for good. Just deliver my mail. No more talking. My fat friend kept calling me from the bar but
  • I couldn't deal with it anymore so I crushed it under my foot and now Sherry needs to find a new girlfriend to pick up men with at the bar. Not that I ever picked any up. I was too
  • manly myself. Oh, I came to terms with my hairy chest and deep voice long ago. Other women, though, were not so tolerant. If I had a nickle for every time one of them told me I
  • should take them for a ride in my fighter jet. I fought in the battle of Britain and those were tough days. However, when it comes to women I am shot out of the sky. I think I'll
  • go to the bookstore. Hmm... what to get? Oh! A How to Pick up Chicks for Fighter Pilots book. Perfect. Let's see, step one:
  • "Get out of your jet fighter." And that was it, the one and only step listed in the pick up chicks for fighter pilot book. And, in retrospect, this should have been obvious.
  • So why charge 12 bucks for a one-line book? The ISBN info was longer than the content, like an MLA fetishist dream. Yet he neglected to mention it doesn't work in enemy territory.
Started
2012-10-28 08:21:44
Finished
2014-02-27 23:06:37

3 Comments

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    Zetawilk Feb 27 2014 @ 23:07

    He had to find that out the hard way.
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    dcjohn Feb 27 2014 @ 23:17

    Sometimes the journey is as important as the destination, particularly if that journey is in your sweet fighter jet.
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    Zetawilk Feb 27 2014 @ 23:56

    So long as one doesn't explode in a fiery plume of death on that journey.

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