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But the giant Italian woman would not stop

  • But the giant Italian woman would not stop screaming. She jumped up and down and yelled, "Marina!" That's when the Mexican maid
  • shot her in the skull with a revolver. Next, she dragged the corpse to the rose gaden and buried her. When her employer's husband came home, this killer maid seduced him by
  • putting on some Seal and pretending to spot clean the carpet. When they finished up, the maid reached for the revolver again, drew down on the husband, and pulled the trigger. Noth
  • ing happened though, when she realized it was a single-action and she had forgot to cock the hammer. She giggled to herself privately about that. Fatally so, as the lamp hit her
  • The End. The sudden ending left the audience puzzled. There was another hour of the movie left. The credits scrolled up. People exited. A lone fan waited to the very end. He saw
  • after 40 minutes of credits, what the director had wanted to keep as a special treat for super nerds like him. The-making-of of the Special Extended Edition with never before seen
  • ten minutes of hard core Pong-themed pornography. It was actually pretty tasteful and artistic, and set into motion things David Lynch had been craving to do since Dune, such as
  • mixing 80's retro-future laserdisc games with lazy, dreamlike cinema , probably with midgets. But Lynch could only put together something called the lynch-mob. They performed
  • as the headline act after flash mobs. Unfortunately, although flash mobs werenthe opening act, they always seemed to out-shine the lynch-mob. David Lynch street reenactors
  • turned Main Street into Mulholland Drive. Nightmares lurked behind every wall. The Cowboy waited under every street light & the blue key opened the Gate to the Man in the Planet.
Started
2011-02-26 22:02:25
Finished
2012-06-28 17:57:16

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jun 28 2012 @ 18:41

    Wow, this could be Lynch from start to finish. Honored to be a part of it. Nice stuff.
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    jaw2ek Jun 28 2012 @ 19:56

    Super nerds ahoy!

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