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The inmate walked away chuckling. So there

  • The inmate walked away chuckling. So there it was. In the cell for thirteen minutes and twenty four seconds and he had an appointment to suck the dick of a Skinhead named Old Maid
  • who loved children's card games. He was first sexually assaulted just after his cell mate said, "You know, in German, Old Maid is called Schwarzer Peter," as he unzipped his orange
  • Julius, in the extra large size. I gasped as he placed the "straw", as he called it, near my mouth. "Drink," he cackled, "drink and enjoy my fruity beverage."
  • The last time I heard someone say that was the 2010 Folsom Street Fair - and let's just say the beverage then did not smell of fruit. But the straw in the Orange Julius before me
  • was green. Green why was everything becoming Green. My skin was peeling and turning Green and slimy. My tung was getting longer and the Bugs looking tasty. Never kiss a
  • frog? Was it that obvious? I had freted about all the various STDs and AIDS, but kissing a frog was never in the pamphlet. Utterly deflated, I moved out to a lily pad.
  • At times I felt like croaking, but my dog stayed loyal, though he had his own scratch pad. Sometimes the Thai neighbors would come over and we'd all watch "Jamie Oliver's Pukka
  • -Palooza: "'Thai' Chi"-secake Edition." It was no "FroZen Yogurt" but I was relieved to see a spin-off that didn't make me wanna "thai" on a tight one. Ever since they spun-off
  • Fast Food Business concepts like Feng Chewy Chocolates, Shambhala Shakes & Karmic Kola, I'd started to question the teachings of the CEO of the Dalai Dollar Zen BA school
  • EXACTLY like that one episode of the Simpsons where Apu moved in. The Karmic Kola Koala wasn't having any of it, demanding we solved this problem without becoming a sitcom, so we
Started
2011-02-19 22:59:25
Finished
2011-11-26 20:45:05

2 Comments

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    Zetawilk Nov 26 2011 @ 20:45

    left.
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    SlimWhitman Nov 27 2011 @ 04:37

    Well that's funny- apparently I reinvented something. But at least I tried.

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