Two eyes and a nose emerged from the rock.
- Two eyes and a nose emerged from the rock. Next a mouth opened and spat out a few pebbles. Then the rock man stood up. It wielded a mighty
- 4 point club that began descending rapidly towards my dog spot. Apparently rock man wasn't happy that spot had used its nose as a convenient
- spot to leave his mark. Spot spotted the spot on the rock man's nose. Who knows how or why. The rock man spewed pebbles in disgust. Spot scampered down the rocky road
- and the rock man chased after him, pulling stones from his chest and throwing them after the poor hound. Bruised and confused, Spot hid himself in a jewelry shop, where rock men
- never dared to enter, but these rock men were not your average everyday rock men, these rock men liked jewelry. Spot, limping erratically, found his way into a storage closet and
- took off his left shoe, then proceeded to spill the contents of the shoe onto the cement floor. Amethyst necklaces, a few diamond rings with ruby inlays, and one black, ugly rock
- with the initials B.J. carved into it. He crouched down and shuffled the pieces of treasure around, searching for one particular gemstone. At last he seized the sparkliest item, a
- perfect tooth from the fabled succubus Blowena Jobb. It seemed to speak to him, urging him to put it in his pocket. Keep it close, forever. His eyes darted around, checking no one
- because they were made of glass, like the one Columbo had. Glass eyes are to Columbo as this one's private parts were to the succubus' mouth. Disgusted, he threw her tooth across
- the Mississippi River, a gust of wind raced north and deposited the tooth into the Beignet batter at the Cafe Du Monde. The Icubus ate the Beignet and choked on the private parts.
- Started
- 2015-03-17 12:16:24
- Finished
- 2019-01-24 16:14:04
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MadWorld Jan 24 2019 @ 16:18
Sorry for misspelling Incubus...
Woab Jan 25 2019 @ 14:34
Eh, it's an incubus. It deserved to be misspelled!