Lobotovasectomy
- Lobotovasectomy
- That's what my Aunt Gelda needed. Poor Gelda. She had always been so kind to me, stuffing my mouth with cookies from an early age. And now they were going to
- fall out. My teeth had succumbed to Aunt Gelda's cookies. They were disks of teeth poison. I swore to fight sugar wherever I could. I started working out and gulping wheat grass
- simultaneously for hours on end. I could only keep up 3 hour shifts at a time, feverishly flossing and brushing at other times, and campaigning to eradicate sugar wherever it
- lurked in their 98.6 degree caverns of tongue and teeth. Once the shift was over, my hands cramping, I would stumble out, into my office, and call my wife. "Tell me again why
- do we work in the mouth of humans?" Can we not find a more intelligent place to conduct our business? We work in these conditions because we have to, but there has to be a better
- opening. The board of American Dental Association had taken this matter seriously, and invited American Osteopathic Board of Proctology. "We have a conflict of interest in cavities
- but a common interest in extraction surgeries. Just for the heck of it, let's switch places for one day. We'll call it Professional Development." The dentists & proctologists
- thought that was a great idea, since they both dealt with cavities, so to speak & had very nimble fingers. It went so well, the dentists & proctologists started a new business toge
- ther. Things washed well, right up until their racket was shut down following the investigation into the cholera scandal.
- Started
- 2011-05-08 04:10:41
- Finished
- 2013-04-28 00:43:52
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SlimWhitman Apr 28 2013 @ 15:58
It's nice that the medical theme lasted - and we get to add a new term to Dr. Quaque's Medical Dictionary!