When I'm alone with Data, it's frightening.

When I'm alone with Data, it's frightening. When no one's around he has this frozen face, and soulless eyes. I could swear the mechanization of carnage and mayhem churn inside
Those black abysses he calls his eyes. A soulless being constructed for destruction and war. Even though we are allies, Data's presence terrifies me. I wonder how to create such a
n Evil silicon Pinocchio. I wanted to make an army of Data's I could command. Even though he was my ally, I needed to get under his skin,but he never slept. His charging station
was in the kitchen. I had to create a diversion to distract him, somehow get the chip in his armpit, and then Pinocchio would be all mine to control. While his batteries charged
Suddenly pinocchio jumped on me and started kicking my head, I ran over to the wall and started banging my head against it. The critter fell off and I was triumphant. I like cheese
in chili but apparently I have to add a whopping amount to make chili con queso. I wanted to celebrate my vanquishing of Pinocchio by dipping nachos into my chili. It's delicious.
Chili con queso with Fritos is a favorite during football games or holiday parties.
Green bean casserole is another versatile holiday favorite that often presents a challenge to taco aficionados. Tip: At football parties, serve GBC in football-shaped
and football-styled receptacle. The footballers will appreciate the green bean casserole but the taco aficionados might get a bit angry. For them it's best to add a bit of
Trinidad Moruga Scorpion peppers. Just a bit, though. Whoa, I think you put in too much. Here: taste it. (WHOOOOMPH!) Someone! Dial 911! STOP, DROP, ROLL!

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