A snapback. Sagged pants. A chained necklace.

A snapback. Sagged pants. A chained necklace. Osiris shoes. A long, meek mill t shirt. The typical gangster strolled through town, looking for some tasty weed. His name was Omar.
He took this name because he was a great fan of Omar Sharif, the gangsta pants & neck chain,just a theatrical costume. Playing in the remake of West Side Story was Omar's big break
-fast that he'd ordered from McDonald's. The Sausage patty played "Maria." The Pancakes were the jets. The Syrup packet was Doc and the scrambled eggs played
Officer Krupke. The entire West Side Story film would be performed through his fast-food breakfast-that was how bored he was. His boredom ended, however, when a man dressed as Tony
came at him with a switchblade, offering to cut my sausage pattie.The look on Tony's face indicated that he was using the term "sausage pattie" euphemistically. The West Side Stor
-y that was unravelling in the sleepy western town was going to change forever. Tony could only look on as all that he had built and dreamed off came crashing around him and now
his life story was being made into an opera in a language he didn't understand. Tony needed help so he enrolled in German classes at the night school offered by his nearby
shoe shop. "Was its das?" said the teacher. "Ein schuh." Tony replied. "Was its das?" said the teacher. "Ein andere schuh," he replied. His shoe German was going great. The opera
cream torte was fantastic here in Germany. I never wanted to leave, until the day that Frau Compton showed up. She was my German teacher in 2nd grade. She was mean, and there she
was even consider cruel for a German, so you know she was tough. Her redeeming quality was her love for her ever-present penguin named Kraut that pecked the 2nd graders eyes.

Started: 2012-09-29 16:00:27
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