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I was seeing deeper and simultaneously more

  • I was seeing deeper and simultaneously more broadly than ever before. I saw people's true nature instantly. I saw rainbows and sun dogs at night. The glare from the
  • truth was irresistible. I left the final poker table with over $7 million in winnings and a new goal life: I would reveal all truth to all listeners always. I began my journey at
  • a McDonald's just off the 405 in Ventura. I walked right into the store and said, "People! People! I am here to reveal the truth, the hamburger you get will not look like the one i
  • n the commercials!" But the glazed look in their eyes revealed I was too late. Ronald McDonald had already bitten them. Billions and Billions Served. Yeah right. Ketchup & mustard
  • stains coated the basketball court. Vampire Ronald McDonald vs. Yours Truly. 1-on-1. "Let's see who's served now," I said, attempting a crossover that resulted in an apple turnover
  • crossed between a fruity crumble. The sweetness of the standard McDonalds confectionary wasn't enough to satisfy Ronald McDonald. He still wanted my blood.
  • Paranoia overtook me. I could see Ronald McDonald in the corner of my eye where ever I ran. Every cut and graze I gained made my fear grow stronger. The smell of my blood became
  • a tangible, taboo thing. Ronald McDonald could smell my blood. He lusted after it, I was sure. Hands rose from the ball pit, shaking the rope ladder. I shrunk back in fear.
  • My hand went to my pocket and there it was ..the remnance of a whopper jr. Shazam I yelled as I popped the morsel into my mouth. Strength filled me as my muscles expanded 10x.
  • With that strength I could do anything. But there was only one thing I wanted to do. So with a yell that shriveled stars, I headbutted the sky, then dove through the crack I'd made

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