Skippy the hippie from Mississippi was flippy

Skippy the hippie from Mississippi was flippy for some fruit dippy, So he said Yippee! and ate some cold fruit dippy and then he got cold and a little nippy.
His girlfriend, Pippy, giggled and pointed to his nippies. This got Skippy from Mississippi very angered. Skippy picked up the closest thing, which was an ice pickie, and jabbed it
in Dickie's sticky icky. OOoomph! Skippy tippied over to Pippy and pointed at Dicky's icky. "Licky?" Pippy flipped her wiggy & slicked her lippys. Just then, a pink piggy
back champion showed. His name was Neil. He'd won the gold medal in Piggy Backing for carrying a Samoan four hundred yards. Skippy and Pippy weren't sure how
Antoine Roccamora and Neil had pulled it off but they were not about to let them do it again. Skippy made an anonymous phone call to Marcellus Wallace to tell him Antoine had given
into temptation once more and pulled Purple Pill back off the shelf, shoving danger down the throats of all. Antoine probably laughed maniacally while doing it, the bastard. Skip
the trial and appeals and let's get to the execution was what everybody was thinking that summer while Paperlace sang about The Night Chicago Died in the rollerakating rinks.
The execution took place at the Hoover Dam. It took seventeen blindfolded policemen to kick the bound perpetrator off the wall and into the foamy water below. Everyone stared
(except the blindfolded policemen) as he plunged into the depths and waited for the body to reemerge. Strangely it never did.Not long after cracks began to appear in the Hoover Dam
Strange plants emerged, which resembled a cross between fiddlestick ferns and the "Strangler plant" described in the book Parallel Botany. These plant strangled the houses as well.

Started: 2013-03-26 11:42:01
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