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"How dare you defy me!!!!!!"

  • "How dare you defy me!!!!!!"
  • "I can get it for you by the end of the week.." I mumbled. "I WANT IT NOW!!!!" He screamed.
  • "Then go get it your-bloody-self," I replied furiously. "Seriously, if you want it so badly, why don't you go get it right now?"
  • "Because I have people that do this type of thing. I most certainly will not...get it myself...as you say. Now, either you or the girl, get my pizza out of the fridge. Now!"
  • But the pizzeria employees knew that no self-respecting Italian ate store-bought refrigerated pizza. "Get it yourself, imposter! You don't fool us," declared Adriana.
  • I fooled Adriana, though. Fooled her good! Take it from her mama, she's not Italian at all. Adriana vehemently led the protest of true blood Italians against frozen pizza.
  • Frozen pizza is bad for your health" Said the italian guy at the delivering of the pizza to Adriana, when she was a little girl. She would never forget that day for she lived to
  • a ripe old age, on account of she made a point to always defrost her pizzas before eating them. She could have licked them instead - like ices - but no! she went the extra mile so
  • she visited Tibet to learn the technique of heating a pizza through concentration, and at her age she had no patience for superfluous techniques. She often surprised her grandkids
  • By being so quiet and listening to Dr. ,Mgyfcvy.

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