"How dare you defy me!!!!!!"

"How dare you defy me!!!!!!"
"I can get it for you by the end of the week.." I mumbled. "I WANT IT NOW!!!!" He screamed.
"Then go get it your-bloody-self," I replied furiously. "Seriously, if you want it so badly, why don't you go get it right now?"
"Because I have people that do this type of thing. I most certainly will not...get it myself...as you say. Now, either you or the girl, get my pizza out of the fridge. Now!"
But the pizzeria employees knew that no self-respecting Italian ate store-bought refrigerated pizza. "Get it yourself, imposter! You don't fool us," declared Adriana.
I fooled Adriana, though. Fooled her good! Take it from her mama, she's not Italian at all. Adriana vehemently led the protest of true blood Italians against frozen pizza.
Frozen pizza is bad for your health" Said the italian guy at the delivering of the pizza to Adriana, when she was a little girl. She would never forget that day for she lived to
a ripe old age, on account of she made a point to always defrost her pizzas before eating them. She could have licked them instead - like ices - but no! she went the extra mile so
she visited Tibet to learn the technique of heating a pizza through concentration, and at her age she had no patience for superfluous techniques. She often surprised her grandkids
By being so quiet and listening to Dr. ,Mgyfcvy.

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