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On the 1st Day of Christmas, my true love

  • On the 1st Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Partridge Family Christmas Album.
  • On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two Ninja Turtle Dove candy bars and a Partridge Family Christmas Album. On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
  • three French kisses, two Ninja Turtle Dove candy bars and a Partridge Family Christmas Album. On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
  • Four Callgirls, three french kisses, two Ninja Turtle Dove candy bars etc.. On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, F I V E B O L D F L I N G S ! ! !
  • On the sixth day of Christmas my ex-wife gave to me: One restraining order and a file for a divorce. I blamed Santa for my life going down the toilet. Rotten teeth, STDs, and now
  • the big D. it might as well be the other bid D because the way things are going, I'll be doing gay porn pretty soon. Not that I am gay, but $20 is $20. Lets hope the 7th day of Chr
  • istukkah, Matt Groening will answer questions. "Why does Itchy hate Scratchy?" I asked. "Because," Matt said, "he's jealous of Scratchy's giant dick." He really hates his audience.
  • In fact, he loathes them, all with a grin on his face. He bares his teeth at the audience as he flips a conveniently placed lever, and from the ceiling there falls thousands of
  • ping-pong balls, a rip off of the old Captain Kangaroo gag. But no one in the audience was even alive when the Captain was on TV, so Mr. Moose comes on and takes a nice big dump in
  • the centre of the stage. The audience are shocked, briefly silenced, then they begin to laugh and whoop. Taking a dump was even funnier than a fart joke for eleven year olds.
Started
2014-12-07 19:16:04
Finished
2022-10-14 13:07:04

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