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Beryl needed more drama in her life. As a

  • Beryl needed more drama in her life. As a meteorologist, she was fed up with saying there'd be winds 'from the North' that'd be 'cold'. "It's a POLAR VORTEX!" she yelled.
  • Ratings skyrocketed. When the sun came out it wasn't 'sunny' it was 'INTENSE SOLAR RADIATION'. Not 'cloudy' but 'ATMOSPHERIC BLACKOUT'. Hysteria was at an all-time high and Beryl
  • had to pick up his shotgun from 1947 and shoot a stock market investor or two just to get to the hoover-mobil he had parked in the alley in case of emergency. And this was certanly
  • part of some fan-fiction involving Robocop set in the world of The Wolf of Wall Street. Now here is where this beastly little tale gets interesting. Robocop
  • secretly had the hots for the Terminatrix, but when Robocop asked her out for a drink, she bolted. Just the sight of such sleek shiny metal melted his wolfish heart.
  • Meanwhile, GLaDOS was feeling rather jealous. She would prevent Robocop from hooking up with Terminatrix, one way or another.
  • There wasn't a portal in this story, but that all changed as the author said, "
  • Huh, maybe there should be a portal in this story." Taking out the quill that he always used to edit his work, the author causally dipped its point into his brother's fluidic soul
  • while drinking his martini, salted with the tears of unhappy children, and wrote in a portal. It was that simple. It was hard to get the tears without getting arrested though
  • . And it's hard to get arrested without punching children in the face to make them unhappy. It's all an infinite loop; circular logic. What comes first the chicken or the
Started
2014-01-06 15:06:30
Finished
2015-12-03 11:14:09

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Dec 30 2015 @ 07:23

    This week Beryl doesn't need to engage in hyperbole.

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