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"Tell me again, this time in reverse chronological

  • "Tell me again, this time in reverse chronological order, how you managed to walk backward through the entire maze. I want to know every step, back to taking off your clothes this
  • dreary house. Why would you even attempt to navigate a maze backwards?" he said. He looked
  • like a fatter version of Greg Gumbel. "Maze backwards?" Then he started moonwalking out of the Maze, but although he looked like he was going backwards, he was going forwards
  • in time--it was I that was moving backwards in time, while still maintaining my position in space! I could feel a tingly sensation run up my spine as he completed his moon walk by
  • screeching "He he he!" But nothing could break the realization that Billy Jean was NOT my lover. What was worse, the child is not my son. I found out thanks to Maury Povich.
  • The bastard had to go and spoil it for everyone. Later, i passed by the car wash and wanted to get a mole removed at the drive in but her dad was a bit
  • reluctant to let her work in such a delicate area without eye protectors in the event of any unexpected eruptions. There was only one thing for it I
  • would have to cover it all in bubble wrap, if only i could find a way to protect it for her, I needed to
  • think of something and think of it quickly! I don't make great decisions when Im under pressure, but too much was riding on this. Then, it came to me!
  • I was goig to rent a car,go north and when I saw Big Foot, I would kick it on the nuts [if it had them] and then come back.But I just went to bed instead.

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