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No one thought the snow would pile up so

  • No one thought the snow would pile up so fast. But at 2:00 when school was over, it was clear to everyone that we wouldn't be going home.
  • The invasion was evident.The troops were coming.The kids must prepare themselves for the invasion.The teachers shut the shades and locked all the doors.The kids gathered in the gym
  • and they heard a yell outside hey dont eat that thats my wife
  • That aliens then continued in there banquet, incinerating all
  • the unicorns in sight. It was a complete disaster, but it could be saved!
  • The unicorns for their part had begun to stampede the tiny mushroom villages. The fairy residents were used to a little light foraging, but their savior had foreseen this and
  • gave each of them another two ativans. The over-anxious fairies calmed down - w a y d o w n. The unicorns in their heads along with the smurfy mushroom villages turned into
  • pink bunnies doing Hatha Flow. Gradually even that was too exciting for the rabbits, so they settled into peaceful slumber. Then they transformed into cotton balls.
  • The Yoga witch cackled and brought out the cauldron for Rabbit Stew. She bid her vulture to return with garlic and a baby. That stupid bird returned with shallots and a goat, she
  • growled at the vulture for its error before she noticed that it wasn't a vulture, it was a quetzal. And so she forgave the bird its mix up seeing as she herself was quite mixed up.

1 Comments

  1. RhettOracle Jan 15 2011 @ 20:14

    I always hate those vulture / quetzal quandaries. ;) Priceless.

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