We were young and out of touch with the things
- We were young and out of touch with the things we're gonna hate so much, in time.
- Hate is such a strong word my mother always said to say dislike but I feel that by doing so I am limiting myself. The English language has so many ways of saying the same
- thing about mothers. Lame. Irritating. Annoying. All mothers are a plague on their children. TIffany was going to put an end to this plague by putting together a
- device to just shut them up. She would test the device on her own scum of a mother. Tiffany got out her notebook and started sketching out ideas for the device and wrote down lists
- of items she would need to build the device: 2 paper clips, some ketchup, a cheese grater, some plutonium, a hacksaw, and a powder puff. Tiffany then called
- Pink Dot and ordered all the above, absentmindedly filing her fingernails as she did. She tidied up the place and within the hour the doorbell rang - there was the delivery man
- . "I didn't order you," she said, "I ordered a shorter delivery man with larger pizzas." "May I come in anyway," he whispered, "I have urgent matters to discuss and the hallway is
- starting to smell like cat food. Funny, the hallway DID smell like tuna. I decided 2let the towering pizza delivery guy in. He was very raspy"Here is your mission. First, find the
- folding table & bring it here. My arm's killing me," whined the tall delivery man. "How many toppings are on this pizza?! Second, find that can of tuna and toss it; it reeks. Third
- , where's my tip? I demand at least 5 bucks!" I grabbed the pizza from him, slammed the door without paying & sunk into my couch, immersing myself in warm melted cheesey goodness.
- Started
- 2013-02-01 12:53:22
- Finished
- 2014-01-10 19:12:04
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