Our village's peace was shattered one pleasant
- Our village's peace was shattered one pleasant autumn day when Lady Constance and Reverend Parkins nearly came to blows over the topic of green tea. The repercussions of that dis
- cussion separated the townspeople. Rev. Parkins represented the GreenTea Party and Lady Constance headed up the EarlGreys. No one really understood why the riot started, but
- someone was teed off and started the Riot. The GreenTea Party thought the EarlGreys were low class, but that was the pot calling the Kettle black. A Brewhaha had boiled over
- Which local brew was better, the Goose Island 312 or Hangman 518.
- "Of the two Hangman 518 runs circles around Goose Island 312 but they are both piss compared to Witch's Brew #9, the Love Potion," observed the Sphinx to my unspoken question. How
- the Sphinx could miss the most important aspect to my unspoken question was beyond me, so I had to come out and ask, "What FLAVOR is Love Potion #9? FLA-VOR?"
- The sphinx replied, "What flavor is so amazing that it could make you fall in love with the very next person you beheld?" I thought for a moment. "Chocolate halvah?" I guessed. The
- sphinx laughed hysterically. "You WOULD think that, wouldn't you? Hahahahaha! No, my dear blondie, it is vanilla custard! Some people think it's raspberry. But I think it's vanilla
- custard. Of course, I don’t have taste buds and my mouth is full of sand, so what would I know. But enough of this food talk. I know why you’ve come here, and furthermore, I know
- why you have decided to do it already . after all you needed to defend yourself, and I would be a flat out hypocrite if I said that I wouldn´t do the same. thats just life.
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