Amanda tried to comfort her neighbor in 23B.

Amanda tried to comfort her neighbor in 23B. Jessica was still shaking. "I feel ashamed -- it was a very nice ghost, but I'm easily startled!" Maybe that's why I'm here, thought
the ghost in the next room. He listened to Amanda consoling Jessica. The ghost had forgotten who he'd been, all he knew was that he was stuck. Eavesdropping on humans fed some
unnameable need to hear the voices of the living. No memory of who he belonged to, but knowing that once he did belong somewhere to someone because of the peripheral feelings
bestowed a ghost belonging that still a belonging which is what he longed for. Somehow, even without any referential data to go by, he knew it was a long shot, but he willed a hum
dinger of a doozy into his sacreligious thefts. So he thought. Nobody thought to protect ghost belongings, so it was easy for him. Nobody could tell what he was doing, because they
couldn't see what he was stealing from the ghosts. He stole the ghost of Christmas Past's wallet and lost all of his spirit cash at the Casino of the Dead. "Dammit all to Heck!" he
The spirit-ghost cash did not work at the casino. So he ate a burger instead. But he hadn't realized the the burger had...
what were those things called again? Ah right... legs!! It was sometimes hard to remember what life was like before the accident. The fact that they were serving burgers with legs
in lieu of patties drew a flame out of my tooth grill. So I handstand walked to the nearest patron and politely asked him to graft his bipedal meat sandwich on my lower torso. He
at radiated from my loins as the forever meld was consummated. Happiness; peace; enlightenment.

Started: 2014-02-26 01:51:34
Finished: 2025-11-13 21:59:49

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