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I like my cosy box. It's warm & comfortable.

  • I like my cosy box. It's warm & comfortable. Why do I have to get out of the box to think?
  • It was so comfy here in the safety of my own mind, and I felt so protected and relaxed. Maybe that's why I couldn't do anything creative until I was out of it.
  • I was restless with creative frustration. I left my mind and went for a cappuccino. Strangely enough, the barista had a red beard and a tonsure. He showed me the tattoo on his pate
  • of Jesus Christ turning water into coffee. He fervently insisted that if Jesus were to perform the miracle today, it most certainly would be done with the caffeinated beverage.
  • I reminded him that if Judas were to perform the betrayal today, he would have done it through a text message. That's when he loosened his tie, cleared his throat and said, "
  • I need *hack* water." My metaphor had made him into a full fledged misanthropist, and it was sucking the life out of him. He was expiring right next to me, so I texted him instruc
  • Tions as to how to deal with asymmetric words used in a string. He started folding stories and that transformed him completely. Max Ernst wore a bird mask to the reception at the
  • Musee des les diabolique. He recognized Helga dressed up as a thale but she didn't recognize him. He made sure she saw him and whenever she approached him he flew off. Then Helga
  • hoisted up her skirts and yelled "Hello, thaler!" and from that moment on he was bewitched to a creepy degree. Startled, Helga dove through a window and landed in a bucket of fish.
  • Yes, that's right. MY bucket of fish! The bucket of fish I cooked for dinner, along with Helga. Yes, that's right. Whom you are now chewing &swallowing. Happy Halloween!
Started
2013-07-24 13:26:21
Finished
2017-10-27 02:03:51

3 Comments

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    LordVacuity Oct 27 2017 @ 02:28

    I was just going to say that this tasted like Helga. Really, I was.
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    LordVacuity Oct 27 2017 @ 02:31

    Anybody that don't want theirs, can I have it please. I was always partial to Helga. Sure, Bertha was prettier and Candy was always randier. But Helga always stood out for me.
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    BlastedHeath Oct 29 2017 @ 18:58

    This one had some sophisticated flavors. Much appreciated!

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