It's a dog eat dog world thought the Chow

It's a dog eat dog world thought the Chow chow and ordered a Shih Tzu starter followed by Shar pei main dish but then he changed his mind and went with a
Cardigan Welsh Corgi to keep warm. In fact it was so cold he had needed another layer so he wrapped himself in a Afghan Hound. Then he sipped a glass of Dogue de Bordeaux
. It was a three dog night, so he had an Irish Wolfhound, a Great Dane, and a Mastiff on his bed for warmth. At 3 am, he fell out. Since he had to let sleeping dogs lie, he slept
at the foot of the bed. But while he slept, his wolfhound, dane and mastiff snuck out of the bed to Bodil's house for some ten-pin bowling and snickerdoodles. There they met up
And chewed open the bags of dog chow.
The dog chow was utterly delicious, and they gorged themself on it until they were stuffed. They fell into a deep sleep shortly after. It was then that the lizard made its move.
He scampered up the nearest wall until he could get a clear vantage point. The lizard squinted intently, his gaze raking over every nook and cranny until he spotted his glass cage.
"Ha ha, I'm free!" But suddenly, a giant hand grabbed lizard and back it was to the glass cage while he formulated more escape plans. "What're you in for?" asked a nearby
cockroach. "Just passing by, dude, sorry." "Hey, wait!", the lizard shouted, "if you can just crawl in&out of here, could I bargain you for a favour?". The cockroach hesitated
a moment, then turned back. "I've only got a second." "It might take two," began the lizard, and the cockroach lifted a leg to stop it. "Second's up." Then he crawled out and away.

Started: 2012-01-17 19:26:35
Finished: 2016-05-05 12:55:18

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