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It's a dog eat dog world thought the Chow

  • It's a dog eat dog world thought the Chow chow and ordered a Shih Tzu starter followed by Shar pei main dish but then he changed his mind and went with a
  • Cardigan Welsh Corgi to keep warm. In fact it was so cold he had needed another layer so he wrapped himself in a Afghan Hound. Then he sipped a glass of Dogue de Bordeaux
  • . It was a three dog night, so he had an Irish Wolfhound, a Great Dane, and a Mastiff on his bed for warmth. At 3 am, he fell out. Since he had to let sleeping dogs lie, he slept
  • at the foot of the bed. But while he slept, his wolfhound, dane and mastiff snuck out of the bed to Bodil's house for some ten-pin bowling and snickerdoodles. There they met up
  • And chewed open the bags of dog chow.
  • The dog chow was utterly delicious, and they gorged themself on it until they were stuffed. They fell into a deep sleep shortly after. It was then that the lizard made its move.
  • He scampered up the nearest wall until he could get a clear vantage point. The lizard squinted intently, his gaze raking over every nook and cranny until he spotted his glass cage.
  • "Ha ha, I'm free!" But suddenly, a giant hand grabbed lizard and back it was to the glass cage while he formulated more escape plans. "What're you in for?" asked a nearby
  • cockroach. "Just passing by, dude, sorry." "Hey, wait!", the lizard shouted, "if you can just crawl in&out of here, could I bargain you for a favour?". The cockroach hesitated
  • a moment, then turned back. "I've only got a second." "It might take two," began the lizard, and the cockroach lifted a leg to stop it. "Second's up." Then he crawled out and away.

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