"Shirley, you can't be serious" he told Shirley.
- "Shirley, you can't be serious" he told Shirley. "I am serious, but..." Shirley paused. "I got nothing." He laughed and kissed her full on the mouth. She grabbed the riding crop
- and then Kareem Abdul Jabar snatched it back. He was wearing his Laker uniform. The pilot said, "Timmy have you ever seen a grown man naked?" And then the cabin door opened and
- he..." Jim interrupted and said, "Are you going to tell us the whole movie? Is there a punch line in here somewhere?" Taking a deep breath, Moral End started again. "OK, there's
- only one way to settle this pick a movie I haven't seen and you can ruin the plot for me. What movie? How about Matrix? Oh Great! You pick a movie that doesn't have a plot and
- stars a block of driftwood that may or may not have a mild case of Down's Syndrome. Why don't you just slap me across the face with a scalding hot plate of huevos ranchero or
- anything else, satisfying my obscure fetish of masochism?" "You are my brother", she replied "I could never do that! Besides, could you please take off those irritating chains?"
- "Only if you scratch my buttocks in the process!" he replied with a snicker. She decided she must find an alternative way to escape her brother's sexual prison.
- "I mean, have you even discussed this with the zoning commission? They weren't happy about letting you build the ice cream store here, let alone you turning it into a sex camp for
- middle-aged underachievers." Mr Softee hung his beautiful foam rubber head in a crude semblance of shame. "I only wanted to
- live up to my father's legacy of wearing a costume and prancing about, tho I think I may have internalized it as a sexual fetish." He walked dejectedly to the furry con, and died.
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- 2011-01-26 02:05:47
- Finished
- 2011-04-21 19:55:42
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