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I pulled up to Lunar Outpost 43, spent and

  • I pulled up to Lunar Outpost 43, spent and filthy. "Lemme get 2 proteins, a carbo, and a double rehydrated Absinthe." I turned to the Martian next to me. "Looong day." It
  • opened its third eye, made an undulating gargle with its manibles and slammed face first onto the bar. "Make this Martian another one of those, and the same for me."
  • He hated his fifth grade teacher. She was gross and ugly, and always joined him for cafeteria lunch. It was awkward because he couldn't really leave. As the lunched she would
  • grade his math homework. "I'll change the F to an B if you pass me your Capri Sun," she said. He wanted to pass, but his Lunchable was salty. His mom also ate lunch with him, so he
  • gfuyjgujlk
  • rejdfglj...sedjfdsioo...my keybO@rd...h@$ been....t@ken 0veR by...evil m0nkie$......HELP!
  • read the posting. "Dear HELP!", I replied, "Try plugging the keyboard into USB more tightly. Yours,Doc Rambooster. But HELP!'s more urgent followup "N0 r3ally!evil m0nkiesRcoming4U
  • " quite disturbed me. I realized that this was no small matter. I contacted my boss at Geek Squad™ TECH Support to deal with the evil monkeys. I heard clanging in the coffee room
  • but my boss was a white collar jackass & said "Knowing how to fix problems is why I pay you. You're fired." I would have to try turning the monkeys off & then on again myself. I
  • joked. Nobody laughed. The pretty girl found my joke so shit she fire her whaling harpoon right in my face. The neurological damage was immense. The upside is I now like dubstep.
Started
2011-10-07 14:11:58
Finished
2013-01-19 19:08:27

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jan 20 2013 @ 12:01

    Cameo by Miss Wormwood's alter ego?

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