Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess
- Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess that lived in a castle in a forest. She was living the life of luxury: food, dresses, shoes, pets- anything she wanted.
- One day, the princess decided she wanted a pet Bonobo. She ordered one off the internet and named it 'Bono' on arrival. Bono lived happily with the princess in her castle.
- At first Bono was a sweet, good natured little monkey & a comfort to the princess but then he started wearing wrap around shades & collected donations for his African relatives
- in addition to secretly stowing his latest art into villagers' moonshine. Bono the monkey was in a bind. Even the princess started to wonder about his darkly tinted indoor eyewear.
- "Bono, honey," purred the princess (even though she was worried sick, "I'm not sure that it's healthy for a monkey like you to be drinking so much moonshine." Bono's bloodshot
- turned towards her and seemed to be focused about 3 inches to her right. Still he seemed to be addressing the princess. "What kind of monkey am I then that moonshine should treat
- us, the cops! Now don't tell anyone and we'll help you 'dispose the evidence'. Ok Princess Brad?". "Sure."Said Man Princess Chad. They were Having a good time drinking when more co
- coa arrived. Princesses Brad and Chad linked arms with the fuzz, free hands holding mugs of hot chocolate. They all danced and sang a merry tune, forgetting the evidence completely
- villainized them under Shari'a law. Brad took their ☕ cups and hid them in the ????️. Chad took their pet ???? off the leash and set it free under cover of darkness. A flaming ???? shot
- flew through the skies, lighting up Brad and Chad. They hadn't escaped, now they would pay for their crimes.
- Started
- 2015-02-12 15:04:24
- Finished
- 2022-10-14 13:21:09
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