With a trembling hand, I traced out the pentagram

With a trembling hand, I traced out the pentagram and press play on my iPod. The chant echoed through my parent's basement. My eyes went funny. I saw
visions of Steve Jobs dancing in my head. He was introducing new products, the iScream, the iYouD and also something called
Ipeed. The Ipeed would keep track of your blood sugar by testing you urine. It was worn like a condom and gave you a shock when your blood sugar got to high. Some men liked this
kind of story telling because they have latent sadomasochistic gremlins rumbling around inside of them but they got married too young to woman who can't orgasm, as a result
they were often confused by the world. Their testicles a verdant hue of vermillion, the gremlins just kept
shifting their weight from side to side with their knees apart, swinging their vermilion gremlin nuts back and forth, back and forth. Most would call it repugnant but I think
pendulous attraction and so I incorporated it into my off broadway musical remake of "The Gremlins". The swinging balls chorus line was a big hit and
the audience frequently got sprayed with water which was fun. The downside of doing a Gremlins musical is
definitely having to work with Hulk Hogan, who insists that everyone refer to him as "Mr. Hollywood-Hulk" and occupies the bathroom for hours at a time. The grunts and groans from
brooke hogan signifies that her career had truly ended.

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