There was this kid who was running away from

There was this kid who was running away from the school. Nobody could catch him, he was too fat. As everybody clenched for air running after him, the said, STOP! YOU MUST
NOT RUN AWAY! but the boy kept on running and wouldn't stop. But since he was so fat, he soon got tired and hid behind a tree, hoping that they wouldn't find him. But... they did.
And then they beat the living daylights out him. Although they struggled to do any damage- his layers of fat protected his internal organs. So then they got a knife.
And jabbed him like they were tenderizing a steak. He laughed at them. Rivlets of blood appeared like red thread around his chest. His cane and ascot appeared. "I am the kingpin
and you are beneath me!" Spidey picked him up and whirled him around, appropriately turning the rivulets of blood on the Kingpin's chest until a crimson web. The ruby on Kingpin's
muscle turned sharp! He jumped up, did a quick twirl, returned the aforementioned whirl, grabbed the clueless girl
jumped into his Aston and raced off down Acacia Avenue to the youth club. The clueless girl was still clueless. Why would he take her to a youth club? But soon
she'd learn that he was a table tennis junkie and the Springfield Boys Club had the finest paddles outside of that adult megastore with the creepy greeter. After the 7th game to 21
they decided ot use the pingpong table for a better purpose -- a sweaty makeout session. Just as Floyd got to second base, the lights came on. Beulah's Dad was staring angrily.
But then he realized his daughter was 35 and who she fucked was none of his business,so he turned around,turned the lights back off and backed of leaving them to get to third.

Started: 2011-01-18 14:59:33
Finished: 2011-03-02 17:11:08

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