If I go to school today

If I go to school today
will a group of MAGA-hat-wearing zombies infected with covid-19 be teaching classes, and do I need my Kevlar vest, helmet, face mask, goggles, and backpack? Oh, & what’s for lunch?
"I will address that last one first," said the Governor. Secretary Devos has arranged a multi-billion dollar deal with Secretary Perdue so provide zombie snacks for every school.
She figures that kids these days aren't really using their brains anyway, so why not feed them to the zombie hordes now and get it over with? At least it's more honest than
making parents pay for a lot of school when they know the kids aren't interested. So the parents were happy, the kids were happy, and the zombies were happy. She had solved everyth
ing in time for supper. But the story was only halfway done. The author racked his brain for more conflict; he searched his mind for further exploits. But there was only the blank
nothingness of unoriginal ideas. The story has an antagonist? Make him reveal his dastardly plan to the young hero so that he may foil it. How original. Or UN-original rather.
Or maybe it was originally an original thought, but under the disguise of a very unoriginal thought. Maybe the disguise of the unoriginal rubbed off on the original thought! What a
disguise this guy did buy. He sighs, "my disguise is like my eyes!" This guy's disguise was like his eyes, and his were like the skies. He knew that blue would do, and blew
is what he'd do. It's all he knew. It was familiar, like family to him-- like kin. He stayed until the very end. fin.

Started: 2020-05-15 13:01:27
Finished: 2023-01-20 21:55:46

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