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Once upon a time lived a princess and her

  • Once upon a time lived a princess and her pet dog.
  • Her twin sister also had a dog. But she didn't know. The King separated the twins at birth so they wouldn't fight over who ruled the Kingdom. The dogs were also of the same litter.
  • But the king could not predict what would happen in the future. As he couldn't predict that the two twin princesses would fell in love for the same prince charming.
  • The twins fought over the same prince, until he told them about his cousin, who was a real knight in shining armor - so shiny, in fact, that they were blinded by the light.
  • They were revved up to the deuce. Another runner in the Knight's watch came in with a message. The Super Shiny Knight lowered his helm at the twins and the prince. He said
  • "Well, I'm not the world's most masculine Knight, and I never ever had an orgy with twins and a prince before, but I'm a super shiny knight and I got a nice heinie...call me Troy."
  • "Well helLO Troy!" they said, picking him up and setting his shiny heinie on their knees. Insert orgy scene here. When Troy woke up it was three days later and he knew he had
  • become pregnant. Not the first male order boy toy to become thusly afflicted but, certainly the most famous. Troy was a famous
  • city in ancient times, where they believed that boy-toys in giant wooden horses was a good idea. Now in modern times, Troy is a city
  • like any other city in literature, it has no soul. It is just background. Even when Hugo gives us 23 pages about the sewage system of Paris, it was still background. Place no soul.
Started
2014-06-19 18:30:22
Finished
2017-02-10 18:26:56

5 Comments

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    Rebbie Feb 10 2017 @ 18:35

    Poor troy he gave birth to a souless city. he should have avoided the menage a trois and gone home to bed. At least then he wouldn't have ended up with nothing but a wooden horse to show for it.
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    LordVacuity Feb 10 2017 @ 18:43

    We had to burn the Horse after the sack to keep warm. Any real horses where soon in the pot as well.
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    LordVacuity Feb 10 2017 @ 18:47

    Story I strangled that last comment. The horses are an emancipated Herd of General Custer's Breeds and as such can time travel where and were are interchangeable.
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    SlimWhitman Feb 11 2017 @ 03:40

    You crack me up Woab, "insert orgy scene here", nicely sidestepping the indecent folds rule.
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    Woab Feb 11 2017 @ 10:56

    My pleasure, entirely, Slim!

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