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Russian bouncing slugs are fascinating creatures.

  • Russian bouncing slugs are fascinating creatures. They are the only known creatures able to incapacitate their prey by making them laugh too hard. Once a victim is
  • sighted the Russian bouncing slug flops into view. The victim laughs so violently their side splits open. The slug then bounces over to feast on it's prey.
  • Then it has wild slug sex with other slugs drawn to the carrion & lays eggs in the entrails. This is the lifecycle of the genetically enginereed russian bouncing slug." David Atten
  • Attenborough announced."And if you would like to purchase a Russian Bouncing Slug as a pet, you can do so my visiting my website".Molly watched with wide eyes,"Mum! Can we get one?
  • Irina Petrovna Jenkins told her stupid daughter, "Sure, why not." The tea kettle whistled and it was time to turn the eggs, but she was still cursed with a psiblind little cow ever
  • everyman. As stupid as her daughter was, she was still somehow endearing in her bovineness. You wanted to take her out for a beer. Or maybe kielbasa. The mustard was also cursed.
  • "Curse you, mustard!" said the catsup as the bovine wrapped herself in aluminum sheeting. "Foiled again!" he wept, his tomato tears of frustration upon his squeezable plastic face.
  • Beside him the mustard was quietly stewing. He had not done anything required catsup to call down a curse on him. Even the cow knew that he had really cut the Mustard. It didn't ma
  • Tter whether Mean Mr Mustard slept in a hole in the road and kept a ten mark note up his nose. His sister Pam was a go getter. The cow knew she had to act quickly.
  • ...& quickly she did act! The cow? No, PAM MUSTARD! That Pam, what a gal! The cow couldn't help but admire Pam's ambition, for she milked it for all it was worth. Udderly amazing!!
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2014-11-14 02:57:23
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2017-03-25 20:39:05

1 Comments

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    Woab Mar 27 2017 @ 17:15

    I just love the idea of Russian Bouncing Slugs.

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