The gun slinger SlimWhitman roamed across

The gun slinger SlimWhitman roamed across the western Swiss Alps on his trusty steed. SlimWhitmans's trusty steed was called
Trusty Steed because (as everyone knows), SlimWhitman is not the most creative among gunslingers. In fact, his life was one big cliche. He was a lonesome cowboy,
this Lawrence Fishburne. It sucked because he was a great actor, like really good. Now here he was playing Cowboy Curtis on the set of Peewee's playhouse. Peewee was a tyrant too
But he was going to buy stamps before postal rates went back up. He stood in a queue and carried his own envelopes. The post office no longer stocked them. The queue was so long
that by the time he got there they had sold out. He briefly considered going postal but stamped out that thought. Stamps? He decided to counterfeit the Trump Special Issue Stamp
. It might actually be worth something one day. Recreating The Donald on paper was no easy task, and getting the colors and textures took the most time. His counterfeit stamps
were so life-like that no postal employee wanted to look at them closely enough to see that they were fake. That is the beauty in ugliness. It is almost a protection in some ways.
But ugly is no protection from the blues. Green Avenue Ali was the ugliest cat in the city. But having his own fake stamp is the cat’s pajamas but he ain’t feeling any of that.
Relief comes only at night, when he fells asleep and his mind slips out of his body, the result of Mahayana meditation that he has practiced for 50 years. In the spirit form, he
began so much more relaxed. (and powerful) He yawned, a mighty forced blasted from his mouth and sent mountains crumbling. He was home, he smiled.

Started: 2012-12-06 19:15:44
Finished: 2017-12-26 10:57:59

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