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She opened her eyes and there was only darkness.

  • She opened her eyes and there was only darkness. Where was she? A bright light flicked on, blinding her temporarily. She blinked away the spots in her vision and saw the source
  • of reality. It was pretty featureless, as usual. Stupid yoga! She came back to the cell where she seemed to be held captive by some puny twit with an interrogation lamp and
  • sweat rings under her arm pits. The twit asked if she wanted a cigarette. She knew the game. Good Cop, then Bad Cop. But she played Bad Cop first in a weird hostile takeover that
  • would resolve itself in a coup for who got to the bathroom first. Cigarettes and bathrooms, the hallmarks of the precinct. "Instead of good cop/bad cop," the twit asked, "Can I be
  • given a head start on running away? If you catch me, I'll tell you everything I swear." The officer holding this buffoon looked as if his patience was getting stretched thin.
  • The handcuffs were broken and then the robber was shot dead by the police. His escape route was blocked by customers waiting in line, who could not move. The $200 meat was returned
  • to the 200$ meat pieces store. The dead robber had donated his organs: his heart went to Fibrilous Fidious a Carny from Mularny in Cork County. Fibrilous had stolen a few hearts in
  • his doctor days. Patients would be wheeled into his operating theater for routine tonsillectomy, & emerge w/o a heart. They would then refuse their kids Xbox's, & deny their wives
  • Ben &Jerry;'s Vjayjay flavored ice cream. Default assumptions would not roam so freely if clearly marked fences were adopted in line with standard practices in force at the time.
  • Ben & Jerry stared at their bottom line then into each others aghast eyes & finally out the window at the new fence. How could they have got it so wrong?

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