"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?" The response from

"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?" The response from the audience was a muted, "Yeah, I guess so." "What happened to the head bangers?" wondered the lead singer.

That's Cameron A'laRoc, stepped forward and said, "Compartmentalization." The lead singer said, "What?" Mr. A'laRoc said, "Corporate strategy. Broke up the headbangers into subgrou

pies, subwoofers, and real woofers. The drummer Thumper got the real woofers. They formed a line of Coyote uglies and Howlers outside his camper door. The lead singer Elf

could rock your soul while he was singing in the shower but froze up in front of crowds. So Elf and the rest of his animal band held tryouts for lip syncers. The first fellow to

Come on stage was a dead ringer for Jim Morrison, but he had a black fur coat, a tail and a snout. He beltef out a song and won the audition.

The encore quoted Floyd: "The song is over. Thought I had something more to say..." Jim Morrison always had something more to say: "YOU CAN NOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER!"

"Huh?" "Only large sums work," Jim said. So Floyd figured if he dropped off a big load at the lord's front gate it might just do the trick. Somebody's luck was about to change.

"Well, technically I am not allowed to accept financial gifts," said The Lord, "but I'll open the pearly gates and if you push it in we'll see what we can do." Floyd managed to

push it into heaven but then they couldn't remember what it was! "It must be a wheelbarrow of money- the financial gift," said Floyd. "So it shall be," said The Lord, "& what was I

supposed to do in return." The choirs of angels all went quiet at the Lord's question. For surely the Lord, who is omniscient, must know what was promised! But He didn't.