The mound of rubies glistened and shone like
- The mound of rubies glistened and shone like crimson suns in the moonlight. Reaching out for one, Elsa was simultaneously enchanted and repulsed by their power. If David was here
- he'd tell me to grow a pair and jack these MotherF'ers for the whole mound. But David was not here and Elsa knew better. She took just one ruby and instantly felt it's power. Fear
- Police had staked the mound out. They had their Evil Scanners on. They'd recorded their Suspicion, Fear and Loathing. They were all at Illegal Levels, the Fear Police charged the
- compound, prozac pistols set to mellow. They were led out to the waiting aircars with fluxetic grins. Bad thinking was not tolerated. Crime was punished profilacticly
- , making the trips to the brunch buffet difficult. Hash brown enemas were scary enough. Gonna have to get out of this place.
- The Princess rolled her eyes at her royal parents' exotic lewd suggestions to each other, so she snuck out of the brunch banquet and into the real world, expecting a Tardis to just
- appear for her as a whim. She hoped the Doctor would be Ten - the cute one - and not Eleven, who looked like Rocky from that Cher movie, "Mask." She waited impatiently for the
- master of ceremonies to describe Door # 12's introduction. Tall, buff and blonde, into surfing and shell collecting. But when he spoke, he sounded like a drunk Betty White. No way
- , I thought at first. Then I looked again. Yes way! He was Betty White's daughter, Booty...whom everyone knew was a total lush. Confusion reigned down upon the situation until
- Glue MacClanahan & Z.Z. Arthur, Rue & Bea's youngest sons , showed up with tequila, margarita mix, & , of course, cheese cake. Soon we were all under the table, problems forgotten
- Started
- 2011-03-03 01:08:25
- Finished
- 2013-08-17 12:01:05
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49erFaithful Aug 20 2013 @ 14:28
Needing no further editing, this screenplay is now ready for shooting.
jayursus Aug 22 2013 @ 18:36
SO, who would be cast in the roles of Booty, Glue and Z.Z.?
49erFaithful Aug 22 2013 @ 18:56
Booty = Matthew McConaughey Glue = Daniel Radcliffe Z.Z. = that kid from the movie where he saw dead people
Zetawilk Aug 22 2013 @ 23:19
Haley Joel Osment? I hear he hits things with giant keys these days!