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"Well, there you go then," she thought as

  • "Well, there you go then," she thought as the door slammed. She heard the car reverse out of the drive, into a tree, crunch gears and head off down the street. The broken glass
  • was a painful reminder of her marriage, now shattered unto millions of pieces as the window was now. She would have her revenge on her jerk of a husband, but first,
  • she'd slowly suck the life from him via a 32-year plan of incessant nagging, parade-raining, mild food poisoning & deprivation. Then, after all that time, she'd spring it on him!
  • But by 2018 the 0% had all the money, and they were both forced to become plastic eaters to survive. During their time on the trash heaps, she came to appreciate him again somehow,
  • no one could make lasagna out of a shower curtain like he could. In this new future, the penniless had to eat garbage, and she learned to love him all over again. He was simmering
  • the lasagna as he always did to soothe his lonely soul when the penniless princess came & tasted the delightful concoction. She fell in love with his cooking and they were wed in a
  • registar's office, as a church wedding would never do. The royal status of the penniless princess made him into a prince of the realm. He became Prince Albert, the spaghetti maker.
  • Prince Albert's fried pasta was second to none, but he had a heart attack and was told by Dr. Mabux that he couldn't eat fried food any more. His wife took over as chef, and made
  • deep fried Prince Albert, straight from the can. (You might not want to go in there for 35 to 45 minutes.) Dr. Mabux got run over by a running refrigerator and we never found Mike
  • , only a few traces of his blood on some discarded forks in the diner. The dingy place ran a small cannibalism business on the side, and those who paid, paid very well indeed.
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2013-12-03 09:13:37
Finished
2017-02-16 21:02:45

2 Comments

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    LordVacuity Feb 16 2017 @ 21:08

    Hunt, Mike Hunt. That is who we were looking for.
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    Woab Feb 17 2017 @ 10:51

    Nice ending, redire(ct)!

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