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"You understand that this something I can't

  • "You understand that this something I can't just Google, right?"
  • "BLASPHEMY," Larry Page screeched with inhuman fury. "There is NOTHING you can't Google!" Unable to suppress his terrified quivering, the intern coward before his employer as the
  • clock struck. "Uhm... Mr.Page..." his eyes shifted back and forth, as if he were being spied upon. "What about... the deep web?" Larry gasped at the intern. How DARE he
  • wear the same tie as Larry. Larry screamed at the intern, "Come here!" The intern skulked over to Larry's desk. "How dare you insult me with your ghastly tie."
  • The intern was baffled. "But sir, you are wearing the same tie as myself." Larry pulled out his stapler and whapped the intern with it, stapling his forehead.
  • But in the due process of stapling the intern's forehead, Larry had stapled his own tie as well. They spent break time grappling by the water cooler while co-workers watched on non
  • Onsense terms. Larry was fired and banned from whole foods for life. Onsense was new workplace jargon for doing stupid things. This was almost four years later.
  • Onsense was sleeping in a burned out car on Pennsylvania Avenue in front of the ashes that used to be The White House. Nonsense happened every once and a while but Onsense was adep
  • -t at perseverance. Even when the entire world imploded, Onsense floated in space in his charred automobile, amusing himself by pretending to drive to Pluto. A passing space ship
  • flagged him down and asked for directions to the world. Onsense smirked and let out a long sigh. "The world's gone bro." And with that he puttered away into infinity.
Started
2014-04-14 12:30:33
Finished
2017-10-23 11:36:01

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