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The cop pulled into the corner store parking

  • The cop pulled into the corner store parking lot, causing the vast majority of people there to become uneasy. The cop walked into the store and put his hand on his hip, starting to
  • dance illegally. Another cop saw this and fired upon the other cop, then all the cops started shooting at each other.The government quickly resolved the problem and nuked the place
  • , which led to Russia nuking the US, China nuking Russia, Israel nuking France, France nuking India, India nuking Iran, Iran nuking North Korea, and so on, very calmly and systemat
  • ically until Uganda (who nobody knew even *HAD* nuclear weapons) nuked Ireland in blatant disregard of the Mutual Assured Destruction Plan, throwing the whole system into chaos.
  • Renowned TV chef, Hyacinth Jung, was tasked with creating the menu at the Ugandan/Irish post nuclear strike peace talks. The Guinness brewery was now a hole in the ground, so beef
  • and stout was out. Hyacinth's menu fused countries esteemed culinary traditions: Crubeens & Drisheen from Ugandan Aardvark dressed with flying ants. The fallout at the detente
  • convention was most felt when McIntire presented his latest culinary invention--the Garrot Carrote. Needless to say, the convocation of emissaries devolved into a mass donnybrook.
  • "How droll," McIntire slurred. Whether he was referring to the emissaries or the New Yorker cartoon, I'll never know. Anyway, the crowd, as one,
  • shouted "what does droll mean?". McIntire took a deep breath and beatboxed "
  • A-beep, a-BOP, a-betta, a-betta, BOLL, talkin' to me of the def of DROLL? Oxford saz its 'amusing, but not in the way you EXPECT,' derived from the French, so give it RESPECT!"
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2016-01-14 15:02:31
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2016-01-21 07:55:00

2 Comments

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    bearshoes84 Jan 21 2016 @ 08:01

    I am imagining our cop that triggered these shenanigans is dancing illegally to the rock-n-droll beatbox playing over the corner store speakers.
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    SlimWhitman Jan 21 2016 @ 14:04

    I imagine after the nuclear exchange, there are no working speakers and no weapons more sophisticated than a Garrot Carrote available.

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