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"Rub-a-dub-dub, Three men in a tub, and how

  • "Rub-a-dub-dub, Three men in a tub, and how do you think they got there?" Mr Porter scowled and blacked out "men in a tub".
  • Let's make it "Rub-a-dub dub, One man and two buxom coeds in a tub" shall we? Mr Porter's scowl turned to a devious grin. "Rub-a-dub dub all right, why I'd like to rub-a-dub dub
  • with two girls and a cup. The Pastor bolted upright out of his drunken stupor and shouted, "Rub-a-dub dub too many thugs up in the club!" 50 Cent could see that his celebrity was
  • summoning ghosts of Hip-Hop past. "Rub-a-dub dub get me some unleavened grub," said Biggie. The Pastor splashed Fiddy with holy water, but the black magic tore the moral fabric of
  • the Pastor's robe, thuribles ignited the chancel drapes & the organ spontaneously started playing Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise." The only way to exorcise the Hip Hop Black Magic
  • was to sprinkle dance sand between the pews and play "That Old Black Magic" on a portable 45 player from back in the day. People were moving, the angels were groovin', and Mr. Won
  • decapitated Hilter and then proceeded to start World War 3. The Nazi camps were fascinating in their abuse of the human body and then all of a sudden, Captain America turns around
  • in time to receive a drop kick from our Nautical Nark, Detective James Manatee! "I think you'd be more suited to a U-boat...Captain GERMAN!" Holding him over the stern, our hero
  • swung his whiskered countenance towards Camera A. Then with a gleam in his eye Detective James Manatee wrassled Captain German to the deck & decked him. "CUT!" said the director.
  • "That's a wrap!" Det. Manatee waddled off the set into the loving flippers of his true love, Varla Du Gong. She whispered "I'm about to go extinct..from love." They kissed wetly.
Started
2012-06-21 04:18:18
Finished
2013-03-02 23:51:03

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