It was surprisingly bland, I thought as I

It was surprisingly bland, I thought as I took my first tentative bite of human flesh. Steve had breathed his last only a week ago, but it seemed like he'd been gone forever.
As I slowly chewed the human flesh between my teeth, I felt Steve's essence vibrating inside. Could it be that consuming Steve would grant me the total force of his knowledge?
No, of course not, that's just stupid. Did any of you morons actually think that was possible? So anyway, it turned out that Steve just had a vibrator while I masticated his flesh.
But I only found out about the vibrator when I bit into Steve's delicious rump and it chipped my front teeth! How did I explain this to my health insurance? Well, you see...
I was giving the dog a bath. I was naked because I didn't want to get my clothes wet. My dog's back was real sore, so I got a "muscle massager" and it was wet, I slipped and
and landed on the dog's back. Doggie was not pleased about it cos he didn't like to have a bath and he didn't want the extra weight on his sore back. He shook himself and I fell
into the water dish. I had never learned to swim. My wings were wet and covered in the saliva that was floating in the drink. I panicked as I started to sink, luckily
my fanny pack was also an airbag. Unfortunately, the concussive force of the airbag shattered the ceramic bowl and I was sent sprawling into the tiny, wet shards.
Wet because of my blood. It was disgusting. I passed out.
I heard the soft sound of wind chimes as floated out of my body. Passing beyond the confines of earth, astrally touching the clouds, I got sucked into a turbo of an Boeing 787.

Started: 2011-04-24 01:52:16
Finished: 2011-10-06 02:27:02

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