Give a hand to our researcher, Bob Simons,

Give a hand to our researcher, Bob Simons, author of the Bestselling book: "Worlds Beyond Our Own FoldingStory" and "Why Our Lives are Weird and Disconnected, and other Answers"
there was polite patter of applause interrupted by "Lies! How could there be other Foldingstories?" There's only our Foldingstory." Everyone waited for the outburst to fold and pas
s or at least time out after a couple of minutes. But their only passion grew in intensity. The followers of the Sole Folding Story cult eschewed all notions of multiple stories
, although achieving multiple stories was entirely possible, at least for the females in the Sole FoldingStory Cult. They sought one single story, an epic tale with a classic theme
But not a theme of custard. Nor of flan. Please keep that in mind when you are doing your modeling and simulations.
It's difficult to come up with a good computer model of a flan. The simulations tend to jiggle too much, and you just can't really capture the sweet creamy texture of the dessert
caramel. So I scrapped that idea or rather, ate the flan. Then I tried to teleport a flan to India. Only so many hungry mouths were there that the particles were eaten before it re
-ached the ground. I sent a beacon out to the blancmange planet to send more flan to earth, but they wired back that they had become a celestial frogurt stand. It finally dawned on
me that the menus of the galaxy would never be price-matched. The futility of the task had a bitter taste, like a quality lemonade. The tyranny of dairy would have to end. I swore
up & down, & made the rounds of the Sunday talk shows. Tyranny ignored was tyranny upheld! Then we would eat fondue donated by corporate interests. Interest yes, but how corporate?

Started: 2015-05-29 15:00:56
Finished: 2017-05-24 17:43:01

16 Comments

LordVacuity May 24 2017 @ 17:50

They held that what you believed to be Other Folding Stories are only different perspectives of the One Sole FoLding Story. Each perspective is a single Soul. Their model had more soul. And it paired well with chicken fried swamp rat and a Roota-Toot Extra Sugar Root Beer.
Woab May 25 2017 @ 10:13

Your pudding me on.
Woab May 25 2017 @ 10:14

You're... pudding me on. -Custard's last frogurt stand
Rebbie May 25 2017 @ 12:37

I got food poisoning at that stand once. lol
LordVacuity May 25 2017 @ 13:03

So if you only got your food poisoning there once, where do you usually get your food poisoning now?
Woab May 25 2017 @ 13:30

I usually get my food poisoning at Botchy's House o' Botulism. They give me discounts.
Rebbie May 25 2017 @ 13:59

I usually get mine at Sarah's Salmonella Stand on the other side of town but, it was shut it down after Det. Manatee implicated it in a money laundering scheme. It reopened recently under new management.
Woab May 25 2017 @ 14:25

A mis-read of Rebbie's post inspired me to start a new monkey-laundering story here: http://foldingstory.com/17evh/
SlimWhitman May 25 2017 @ 16:08

Wierd, or not, I read "monkey-laundering scheme" too.
LordVacuity May 25 2017 @ 16:21

Yous guys gots dirty monkeys on yo brains.
Rebbie May 25 2017 @ 16:26

Don't worry Woab has set me up to launder them for you.
pinky Jun 14 2017 @ 19:53

The story turned out great, but the comments afterwards were the money shot. I'm in a snit of envy, guess I'll go wash my monkey.
Rebbie Jun 15 2017 @ 17:31

That'll be $107.50, Pinky. But if you act now I will throw in a set of Guinsu knives for free.
Woab Jun 16 2017 @ 17:33

OMG, who threw this set of Ginsu Knives into all the clean monkeys?!?
LordVacuity Jun 16 2017 @ 20:40

Did you want monkeycide? Because this is how we get monkeycide.
pinky Jun 17 2017 @ 16:43

Rebbie - ok.I can pay with laundered monkey, right? Woab - It was Rebbie! Rebbie did it!