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After forty hours on my feet, lying down

  • After forty hours on my feet, lying down made my brain geyser out of my ear and leave a pink stain as it cascaded down the bedroom wall. I was flying at a 35 degree angle through
  • the air & crashed through the window landing in the hydrangea bush. I was lucky I didn't lacerate an artery.The crazy thing is after my brain blew, I never felt better. I got up
  • , scratched, and looked around. It seemed I'd lost about 85% cerebral capacity, rendering me in the approximate arena with a golden retriever or pigeon. I was quite happy and ran
  • around the yard, bobbing my head & rolling in the grass on my back. Ah, summertime. I forgot all about...well, I forget, but it meant nothing to me now. Wait! What's THAT?!
  • I felt something on my back from all the rolling around and trying to enjoy summer. It was like a stodgy dense lump on my back, it felt heavy and a little wet, I could feel juices
  • Being jelly at what was happening to my skin. When the pus started flowing freely my lovers started to reconsider those 30 centavos I gave them.
  • They demanded their money back but it was too late. My pet tiger, Tony, mauled them and his cousin, a leopard changed his spots simultaneously. Tony's spots looked great on his
  • new Frosted Flakes cereal box. However, Tony looked a little...
  • sad as he looked it over. They had removed the funny puzzles from the back of the boxes. He liked playing those quite a lot. Oh well, there was only one thing left to do.
  • As he put it away, he looked back, tears filling his eyes, but not crying. "Maybe sooner or later, he thought" But as he was walking away, he saw a piece. The corner piece.

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