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  • "Sir, the 60's are being transmitted, in reverse!" The aliens were stunned into silence. The commander had to act fast and be bold. "We must stop the madness!"
  • His alien minions grabbed all the hippies and hipsters and shoved them into the UFO. "There will be no vinyls to jam out to on planet Simet!" the commander said.
  • "How will we survive unless we play electric triangles?", Hipster #1 asked.
  • "Electricity is so mainstream", Hipster #2 replied. "We really need to invest in rustic, hand-crafted bronze triangles if we want to make it through this alive."
  • "Bronze? Please. That's too mainstream" Hipster#3 scoffed. "The stone age is where it's at. We'll made everything using only rocks and bones." To this, Hipster#4 says
  • "Why even use any tools at all? We have hands for a reason! They are quite, shall we say, handy?" The other three hipsters groaned at the terrible pun.
  • "Hands are so mainstream, Michael." He stroked his beard and straightened his glasses. "I bet you like to walk on your feet too." It goes without saying, Michael was done.

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