In my dream my brother John stole Zoltan's

In my dream my brother John stole Zoltan's lighter.Zoltan knew but didn't let on & fixed him up with Pam. When they married Zoltan's wedding gift was a box of cursed chocolates.Pam
Ate the brown bomber and immediately regretted it. What the hell was inside this dreadful laxative chocolate? The label only listed ingredients in Gibberish.
The candy taster suddenly slipped her phone from her purse and called Gibber, who might help her decipher the ingredients list. Meanwhile she took of swig of hot cocoa.
The cocoa was delicious- smooth, with a nutty undertone- she glanced back at the ingredients list as Gibber's voicemail message began. Nuts? She was allergic to hazelnuts! It was
smeared along the rim and insides of her mug. Nuts! She thought at first that it was chocolate, but
her eyes widened at the sudden realization that it was
what she had been waiting for all her life. Knowing there was not much time, she frantically ransacked her handbag until she found
a can of pepper-spray and jammed it in Enrique's eyes, screaming, "Bienvenidos, sucker!" Enrique recoiled and lost his footing, tumbling into a street dumpster headfirst.
Enrique passed out when his head hit the dumpster and he awoke hours later, on a scow headed out to sea. The seagulls were laughing in his face and picking orts out of his hair
. Hid reminded him of study that proved color-blind people get cold feet when they stare into an empty zip-lock bag for too long. That's why they invented floating shadows.

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