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Old Space Ranger Tuggie McGee, 203 years

  • Old Space Ranger Tuggie McGee, 203 years old, was on his deathbed, or more accurately, in his Reuse Tank. He said Rosebud & died knowing it was ok to not know Morse Code afterall.
  • Freshly Minted Space Ranger Toner McGroot stepped out of the reuse tank. Why teleport when you can reconstruct yourself from the dead? Only a slight defect, McGhee's memories had
  • gotten bigger. The memories were too big for him. They started spilling out of his head and when that wasn't fast enough the memories started coming out from his butt. He was leaki
  • ng memories out the wazoo too. Bad memories of college days. The memories just kept coming. "I got some nostalgia coming out at cha!" He yelled. Grandpa's memories went way back.
  • The first memory Grandpa ever told me was of when he threw an apple at his college professor and it landed in her mouth. He talks about that one whenever I see him. Every time.
  • "Grampa! The house is on fire! We gotta go!" "Did I tell you how I threw an apple into my professor's.." "Not now!" "But.." I dragged him outside. "..she's in the guest room." Sh*t
  • or get off the pot, I thought, as I ran back into the burning house to retrieve Grandma, who was deaf as a doornail, and had taken to sleeping in the guest room because of Grandpa'
  • s habit of letting absolutely foul farts rip while he slept. Though she was deaf, the sewer-like reek of the gas was enough to jolt her awake nightly. Thus the separate bedrooms.
  • Even the cat would jolt awake in shock, surveying the room for whatever foul beast was raping her nostrils. Terrified and unsure, Buttons usually ran out of the room and hid under
  • the bed, trembling. All seemed to be well now though. The anticipated troubles seemed to have passed. We curled up in bed together and finally fell dreamlessly, quietly, asleep.
Started
2018-01-03 18:42:11
Finished
2018-10-30 02:54:13

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Oct 30 2018 @ 04:53

    Nice starting line LordVacuity! Those memories got too quick for McGroot mighty quick!

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