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The barmaid exclaimed "If you don't shut

  • The barmaid exclaimed "If you don't shut the hell up i'm going to bust you in the mouth." He gazed at her breasts longingly and couldn't help himself. "Which One!" The Ambulance
  • Siren contained a hidden plasma red laser installed by MI:6 which ignited and sliced the top of the barmaid's skull like a samurai sword through a grapefruit. Her smouldering foreh
  • ead slumped forward and Bijwar scooped out some brain with a papadam and tasted it, "This is quite scrumptious it is". Asaif & the rest of the Naxalist Commandos made for the exit
  • which was still obscured by the fallen, flaming beams. Chibale, their young ward and newest member, sprinted for the obstacle but Gyasi put his arm out to stop him. "Chibby! No!"
  • Gyasi's hand came out too suddenly and whacked Chibale in the face. The midget fell backwards even as the momentum of his legs carried his entire body forwards into the flames.
  • As Chibale burned, Gyasi smirked at his cleverness. It had been a long time since his last victory, and even it was against a midget, it was nonetheless a victory. He headed back
  • because he forgot to properly moisturize earlier in the day. The one thing Gyasi was taught by his drag queen Sherpa, was the importance of moisturizing in this climate to avoid
  • chapped armpits and flaky ankles. He also had been told that conditioning his hair with French's yellow mustard would add shine and volume, but he found that it also attracted
  • Oscar Meyer's wife, who hungrily stalked him day & night. Marta was her name and hot dogs was her game. She followed him relentlessly, sniffing his mustard hair & salivating.
  • She got her chance to realize her visions of "fooding him" one day. He was bent over, trying to get the barbecue to catch. He never knew what hit him. It was a cleaver
Started
2011-03-28 23:14:11
Finished
2013-09-08 17:12:06

2 Comments

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    Zetawilk Sep 08 2013 @ 17:23

    Moral of the story: Don't worry about it. Mistakes happen.
  2. Avatar

    SlimWhitman Sep 16 2013 @ 19:58

    So many twists and turns - had me LOLing

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