It was the best of times, it was the worst
- It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the first day of school! I was ready to return. This was, afterall, my senior year and I was looking forward to
- trying a different flavour of sandwich every day during this final year. I decided to start with cheese and
- move up to one of those food challenge types with every type of meat and sauce imaginable. So, I got out cheap white bread, mayo, cheese and remembered: I could GRILL this thang!
- Unfortunately my propane tank was out so I sadly had to eat it without grilling, which meant is was really squishy. Oh well a cheap sandwhich is better than eating nothing.
- But the cheap sandwich made me think about Subway. I hated subway. Stupid sandwich place. The cheese was plastic and the bread was paper. I decided to sabotage the sandwich
- by putting a long black hair in the lettuce and taking it back up to the counter. The clerk with the long hair was so embarrased, he turned
- grass green. Snrgh called the manager over & pointed at the black hair. This 'Uglet' dropped a hair in my Hnyglid salad! 'Have it your way' indeed!" The clerk's wattle distended
- pleeble glistened. Snrgh was so disgusted by now that he fopped chuget. "That'll be $5.72," twerped the clerk, a dishwad grin on his face. "Plus 50 cents for the extra hair." Snrgh
- paid the clerk but didn't tip. Snrgh then decided to go handgliding but first he would need to find a hat to protect his new hair. Snrgh had seen a beautiful bonnet with a pink
- dragonequus wrapped over the brim but it was too expensive, & by the time Snrgh's "handgliding" trip came up it was bought. His hair got messed up that day & he never tried again.
- Started
- 2011-08-02 11:28:46
- Finished
- 2012-11-21 02:05:19
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