My Uncle Luther just passed gas while we

My Uncle Luther just passed gas while we were sitting around the family room. I was the only one who heard it. He knew that I knew. But it quickly became evident to everyone that
the Salmon Mousse went bad. Only botulism could produce a smell like that and it was only a matter of time before the whole house
was attracting seals, sea lions, orca and polar bears. One seal was sad because he'd been called fish breath by an elephant.
That elephant of course was just as insecure as the seal and so came the day when the seal stood up to the elephant and became the alpha seal. The elephant respected this and
put on some plastic foreflippers to become the omega/bitch seal. Some seals raised concerns of the elephant-in-disguise's inclusion in the Seal Olympics. "Those tusks could pierce
Russian Woman's Gunt!" The Elephant Seal looked for help, one of the sea fairing mammals was wearing a hat, could that be Det. Manatee?
The Elephant Seal ripped off Det. manatee's disguise and confronted him. "We meet again Detective Hugh Manatee of Ocean Yard. I told you what would happen to you the next time I
caught you tailing me," trumpeted the Elephant Seal, "I would trumpet!" "Good lord!" gasped Det. Manatee as he tried in vain to cover his ear-holes with his flippers. Then with a
liberal use of mustache wax he plugged them up and the trumpeting became a tinny thin din. But our aquamarine detective knew the Elephant Seal was trying to cover something up
When he declared the files demanded by the investigators confidential. He stomped his foot so hard it broke a water main and was heard at least ten miles away. This was the end...

Started: 2012-12-25 14:02:09
Finished: 2016-07-15 23:14:26

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