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Previously on FoldingStory: Half-man, half-manatee,

  • Previously on FoldingStory: Half-man, half-manatee, all detective Manatee P.I. experienced total ocular self-doubt before being swallowed whole by a hippo. Also, Santa became evil.
  • Frankenstein's monster gave himself a total makeover & restrangled Beth at the reunion. Spambaby made his debut as sheep lunch & has been merrily spreading fear since. Ninja pope
  • considered joining a barber shop quartet but struggled to find enough members. Mirror Ball Man enrolled in an advanced aroma therapy course at BushWhacked University. Pistons jump
  • sometimes and hobos cry if they are feeling lonely.Mirror Ball Man's motivation was to teach hobos how to use the scent of hot dogs to emotionally decompress and expand their
  • pitches for free stuff. Mirror Ball Man challenged the hobos with the audacity of hope. What's this, "Do you have any spare change?" No one wants to give money to a depressed bum.
  • Just as he finished saying that The Gas Masked Socialite walked in from behind the switchbox upon which he had been leaning. All the hobos starting smiling upon seeing her because
  • they had known and loved her from stories on other exquisite corpse websites. The gas masked socialite rapped her umbrella on the countertop and demanded
  • That she be served her favourite breakfast with exquisite corpses on the side. "Over easy", she added. The smoothie was made from monkey milk and topped with chia seeds. A patron
  • named Borpse 'The Corpse' Johnson stumbled up to the bar. "I'll 'ave an udder!" He slurred to the barkeep. The keep slid another monkey chia smoothie his way, extra frothy. "That's
  • the ticket!" he hollered. *gulp gulp gulp* and over the barstool he went. His final resting place - the bar he loved best. No flowers were sent, by request of the estate. The End.
Started
2012-12-20 16:08:30
Finished
2016-08-06 01:48:13

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Aug 06 2016 @ 04:45

    Cool how this story bridges old stories and characters from two different exquisite corpse sites.

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