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One day in mid- April, I walked out with

  • One day in mid- April, I walked out with my meat cleaver in my bag. It was accidentsl, but it did stop some thug on the red line from stealing my phone! I left it at home afterward
  • as carrying around a Cleaver seemed a bit extreme. But how did I end up with it in my bag anyway? Was I going crazy? Did I put i in there in my sleep?
  • That's when I started suspecting I was a sleep walker. That's when I decided I would put a camera in my bedroom to record my sleep every night.
  • However, it turned out I didn't sleepwalk - I hardly even stirred in my slumber. What I saw on that footage was something much more sinister than I could have expected. It was
  • a kind of drone that flew into my bedroom, hovering over my head and extending a needle towards my eyeball to inject something there. The footage explained why my vision
  • had become X-RAY vision! This was o.k. when looking at Jenny from next door. But to see MOM that way? Uh-uh. I would lie in wait for the aliens tonight and ask they replace it with
  • turkey burgers and sweet potato fries. He looked at his mom with his X-Ray vision.
  • "I guess you weren't lying mom." I said, looking at her with x-Ray vision. "You do have big bones!" I said
  • , but your heart is even bigger!" (Moms love to hear junk like this.) So Mom made me a big cake and ate it all herself by mistake. Meanwhile, I was wasting away. I looked like a
  • slip in the wind who was only eating the light of your laughter Mom. But still, I still did want some cake. Frankly, absolutely any food would do. Fish food! I knew we had that.
Started
2016-04-11 08:22:50
Finished
2017-03-24 18:27:15

1 Comments

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    Woab Mar 27 2017 @ 17:18

    Good finish, Futique!

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