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"Now cough." [ha-choo!] "I said cough, not

  • "Now cough." [ha-choo!] "I said cough, not sneeze." [Urrrpppp] "No, no, no. COUGH!" [Phffttttttttttt] "Dammit!" Dr. Wife threw her stethoscope on the coffee table, irritated by her
  • apparent failure in dog-training. Her poodle picked up the stethoscope in its mouth and brought it over to her again, wagging its tail hopefully. Dr Wife decided to make one last
  • trip to the market for arsenic. The poodle had lived through 10 assassination attempts previously. How like Dr Wife's late husband, Dr Husband, leaving all the cash to the dog.
  • The dog was good at saving the money but only had a life span of 10 years so in the end the money reverted to Dr. Wife who laughed manically. "I win! I really...
  • ...really deserve to get the money I gave that penny pinching dog, back. So, he's gone and died, I got to toast him
  • over an open flame until his bodily oils caramelized. There's a certain feeling you get, standing alone on a mountain, toasting your best friend. The stars twinkle above you, and
  • the wildness within you awakens. You roar excitedly. Returning to the open fire, you sample dinner from the giant, rotating skewer. "Hm, tastes like chicken."
  • Then you grow a mane and tail acting like king of the beasts. The leader of the pride says, "wait a minute. Who told you to stir up trouble?" You take off your mane and realise its
  • a fake and slap it back on. Uh oh. Did I just commit a faux paws? You wonder. You dash to the back of the pride and hope none of them notice. The leader growls
  • Show tunes and you have to appreciate her ardor even as you make plans to kill her at the first opportunity. Right now though you need her to kiss her.

7 Comments

  1. Rebbie Jun 02 2017 @ 12:57

    A lot of murder on the brain in here. I'm just gonna go that way. (sneak, sneak, sneak)

  2. pinky Jun 02 2017 @ 14:47

    ...sneak, squeak (ops!..giggle), sneak. I'm right behind you Rebbie.

  3. Woab Jun 02 2017 @ 14:52

    Hey kids, don't leave without your chicken-like sandwiches!

  4. Rebbie Jun 02 2017 @ 14:53

    Us little rodents might be able to find a hole to wait the mayhem out in.

  5. Woab Jun 02 2017 @ 15:22

    Can I come too, being a rodent, myself? I'll make new sandwiches that are full of wood chips so we can gnaw as we wait.

  6. Rebbie Jun 02 2017 @ 15:57

    Bonus! The more the merrier. (gnaw, gnaw, gnaw)

  7. pinky Jun 03 2017 @ 02:04

    Narf! I love me a wood chip sandwich! I'll bring the Jolt Cola..."all the sugar and twice the caffeine"

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